Things you should not do at a restaurant !!
Posted in funny, hilarious, india with tags funny, hotel, india, restaurant, signs on October 26, 2008 by enblitheIt happens only in Bangalore??
Posted in EL original, Laugh, funny, india, original with tags bangalore, bus, funny, india, women on August 31, 2008 by urdamnedPledge your support, Help Firefox create a record.
Posted in internet with tags 2008, best, browser, day, download, Evil, firefox, firefox3, guiness, internet, Microsoft, mozilla, pledge, record, release on May 31, 2008 by urdamnedBeen a fan of Mozilla Firefox since the day I started using it. Just fell in love with the features and the best part is I am still in love
Now about the record attempt, the guys back at Mozilla, along with the much anticipated release of Firefox 3, also want to set a Guiness Record of the “most downloaded software in 24 hours”. With a dedicated fan base spread across continents, I don’t see this not happening, they should easily be able to beat the current record.
Just to make sure that you remember to download your favourite browser the day it is officially released, the folks back at Mozilla have created a pledge page on Spread Firefox site. Make sure you go there, pledge your support so that you can be reminded about being a part of that record.

Don’t be evil! At least this time around. Go get firefox.
Back Again?
Posted in EL original, Evil with tags blah on May 31, 2008 by urdamnedBeen a long time since I have posted. Feel better now and think I should post more often.
Work has been too tiring. Hardly finding time to post. Hope I can be consistent.
UK english VS US english
Posted in Evil, Laugh, US, funny, hilarious, uk with tags America, difference, england, english, funny, humorous, humour, language, uk, US, USA on March 15, 2008 by urdamnedFound it a mail I got…
biscuit = cookie
scone = biscuit
lump of dough = scone
fag = cigarette
homo = fag
gay = happy
socialist = communist
whig = socialist
tory = democrat
right-wing tory = republican
green = tree-hugging
bloke = guy
sod = fuck
oops = fuck
oh = fuck
jolly = fucking
very = fucking
really = fucking
quite = fucking
guy = motherfucker
bloody = motherfucking
darn = motherfucking
, = , you know,
. = , know what I mean?
! = , man!
nude = pornographic
nudity = porn
flat = apartment
lift = elevator
chemists = drug store
loo = rest room
torch = flashlight
complain = sue
chips = fries
maize = corn
corn = grain
coffee = espresso
tepid water = coffee
cold water = beer
tipsy = drunk
drunk = plastered
pissed = dead drunk
annoyed = pissed
irate = postal
nice = cool
cool = cold
cold = freezing
snow = snow storm
drizzle = rain storm
rain = flood warning
light breeze = wind storm
windy = hurricane
foreign weather = sunshine
brolly = umbrella
telly = TV
umpire = referee
bowler = pitcher
football = soccer
Biking, India style.
Posted in EL original, Evil, Laugh, US, danger, hilarious, india, original with tags bangalore, bangalored, bike, Evil, funny, hilarious, india, irony, outsourcing, porter, pulsar, serious, travel, US, USA on March 11, 2008 by urdamnedPlace: Bangalore, India
The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced
Funny Indian Signboard
Posted in EL original, Evil, funny, guitar, hilarious, india, original, pics with tags crocodile, funny, ganga, ganges, hilarious, india, picture, prohibited, ram, sign, signboard, Smart, swimming on March 1, 2008 by urdamnedF word in your bill?
Posted in Evil, Laugh, dumb, funny, hilarious with tags bill, england, funny, fword, hilarious, hotel, stupid, swear, uk on February 20, 2008 by urdamnedHow often have you ordered for a nice meal and got surprised when the final bill came? Once? Many times?
But you surely wouldnt have been as surprised or should I say shocked as the 10 firends who went to Joe Delucci’s Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire and found this in their bill:

Yeah, you read it correctly its the F word coupled with a few other beauties
The poor souls are just demanding an apology and a small compensation.What would you have done??? I would surely have some choice words to say to them
Evil bill eh???
via:BBC news
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Americans are NOT stupid
Posted in Evil, Laugh, US, comedy, hilarious, internet, movie with tags funny, hilarious, USA, youtube on February 14, 2008 by urdamnedOne of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world
Now Microsoft gets Evil again
Posted in Microsoft, US, blog, google, hilarious, internet, yahoo on February 3, 2008 by urdamnedYeah, Microsoft is at it again, trying to get one up on google. Its trying to buy good old yahoo now.
Microsoft Corp. made an unsolicited $44.6 billion cash and stock bid
for Yahoo on Friday, setting the stage for a deal that would shake up
the competitive and lucrative market for online advertising.
Yahoo shareholders would receive $31 a share, which represents a 62% premium over Yahoo stock price one day earlier.
Steve Ballmer, Microsoft’s chief executive, called the move the “next major milestone” for the software giant.
“We are very, very confident this is the right path for Microsoft and for Yahoo,” Ballmer said.
Microsoft
hopes to close the deal by the end of the year. Ballmer said that
Microsoft has been in “off and on” talks with Yahoo for 18 months and
said he called Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang Thursday night to tell him the bid
was coming.
Microsoft
announced the bid early Friday. In a statement, the company said the
offer allows Yahoo shareholders to elect to receive cash or a fixed
number of shares of Microsoft common stock, with the software giant’s
offer consisting of one-half cash and one-half Microsoft common stock.
In a statement, Yahoo acknowledged receipt of the offer and said its board would evaluate the proposal “carefully and promptly.”
But the sad part is Microsoft would still be second in the search business and still they would be making their same old overpriced software. And yeah their stock price fell after they decided to make the bid public.
Google would be watching this closely
and looks like someone at Yahoo is gonna get rich soon. My only hope is that if this deal goes through, the ideas of Yahoo would combine with the money power that Microsoft has and give us something better than, what both of them can offer separately. But sadly, it may create another internet monopoly too which is scary because Microsoft is involved.
Via CNN.com
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