Archive for September, 2007

Girls are evil – the proof

Posted in Evil with tags , on September 30, 2007 by urdamned

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MS Excel cant Multiply

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on September 29, 2007 by urdamned

Ah well, what do you know…our very own MS Excel has an evil bug. Yes, and this bug means Excel cant multiply. Excel 2007 thinks that 850*77.1 is 100,000. What’s the correct answer? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody?…… Right, it should be 65,535.  Not just 850*77.1 any equation which gives a value of 65,535 will be shown as 100,000. ms

Evil eh……??? Try it out…

Cats are funny too! Seriously.. :P

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on September 28, 2007 by urdamned

We had this post on how funny dogs were, the cats didnt seem to like it much. We have been getting so many mails from them asking us to post something about them. We being evil(read good) have decided not to discourage our fans and so here it goes:

Oh Shoaib !!

Posted in dumb, sport on September 26, 2007 by enblithe

I admire Shoaib Malik as a wonderful cricketer and Iam sure he would do a great job as the captain of the young Pakistani Side…But a final loss to India knowing very well of the repercussions back home can make a intelligent cricketer look absurd.

Watch the Shoaib interview during the final presentation of the T20 World Cup…where he got a lot of things including the match itself wrong…

“I want to thank you back home Pakistan and where the MUSLIM lives all over the world”

Now that statement works on the only assumption that the Pakistani team represents all the Muslims in the world….very goofy to even think of mixing up sports and politics…

Especially when there are more muslims in India than in Pakistan…and each one of them rooting for India. A muslim guy smashes the ball around taking the attack to the opposition in the very first over. His brother joins him later with a superlative performance and the man of the match award. A muslim superstar goes all the way to SA with his son to cheer the fall of each Pakistani wicket and the song from his movie entertains the crowd and invigorates the players.

I can understand the pressure Shoaib was in after losing the match yet the fundamental assumption of Pakistani=Muslim is flawed. Weren’t the Christians, Sikhs and Hindus in Pakistan rooting for their win ????

Chak De Yaar !!!

Funny Dogs! Seriously!

Posted in animals, dog, Evil, funny, Laugh on September 25, 2007 by urdamned

I almost died laughing, watching this.

Which dog/dogs did you like the most? I like the cute lil’ dog scaring the big one…. 😀 coz its evil.

Oops Bush does it again….

Posted in bush, dumb, funny, US on September 24, 2007 by enblithe

US President George W Bush has done it again. This time the presidential faux pas claims the apostle of non-violence, Nelson Mandela.

The president’s latest faux pas took place as he tried to draw a link between the revered former South African leader and the sectarian violence in Iraq. And in true Bush style he made Nelson Mandela a victim of Saddam Hussein’s brutality.

President Bush is known for making gaffes. Earlier this year he mixed up Austria with Australia in a speech in Sydney. Another Bush gaffe took place when his unstatesmanlike “Yo, Blair” greeting to Tony Blair at the G8 summit in St Petersburg made news last year.

After this startling comment made by the American President, the South African authorities were besieged with calls. Many people feared the death of the country’s first black president and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Soon after reports of his demise were highly exaggerated, Achmat Dangor, the CEO of the Nelson Mandela Foundation said, “It’s out there. All we can do is reassure people, especially South Africans, that President Mandela is alive”.

Source: TimesNow

Guns N Physicians

Posted in doctor, US on September 23, 2007 by urdamned

 Found this in a mail forwarded to me:

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician… 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

“FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor.”

Now who’s the greater evil 😛