Archive for October, 2007


Posted in bush, funny, US with tags , , on October 31, 2007 by urdamned

Top ten Bushisms from 2006 as collected by

1. “That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

2. “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” — On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

3. “You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one.” — Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

4. “The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –Regarding Iraq, ,Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

5. “This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.” –On the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

6. “I think, tide turning– see, as I remember, I was raised in
the desert, but tides kind of — it’s easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?” — Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

7. “That’s called, A Charge To Keep, based upon a religious hymn. The hymn talks about serving God. The president’s job is never to promote a religion.” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

8. “People don’t need to worry about security. This deal wouldn’t go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America.” — On handing over U.S. port security to a United Arab Emerates company, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

9. “You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.” — Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

10.”I’ve reminded the prime minister– the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.” Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

Innocent english is a great site for some really funny stuff, so do take a peek.


A Dangerous Asana

Posted in funny, Laugh, pics, US on October 30, 2007 by enblithe

Hmm…have a look at this seemingly complicated Asana with a message saying not to attempt it without supervision

yoga india

And now have a look at its Mexican Version….Mexicans sure love their yoga with or without supervision

mexican yoga

A Quote on tutki

Posted in funny with tags , on October 27, 2007 by urdamned

 A Quote for my tutki friend:

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”



Aussies will Whitewash Indians???

Posted in cricket, funny with tags , on October 26, 2007 by urdamned

Well dont know much about it, was just reading through this article on rediff about how India was going to be whitewashed by Australia 4 – 0, where I chanced upon this comment on the topic. Really funny:

By aman randhawa on Oct 26, 2007 01:18 PM

WHITEWASH….Well that takes lot of pressure off the Indian team.

That dumb CLARK doesnt know that we were already prepared for 4-0. But it was still hiding in our hearts.

Now that he has made these remarks, even a single draw would make him wrong…..n frankly, thats what should be India’s first main objective.

1 Draw in Australia – INDIAN TEAM RELIEVED


3 Draws – Dhoni ” look I told you, we meant buisness ”

4 Draws – Ponting ” cant be true, I am speechless”

1 Victory – All players get 5 yrs extended contracts with their respective add companys

2 Victories – 50 lakh individual prize money….street named after Tendulkar(provided he fires)

3 Victories – All aussi aged 30 n above goes into premature retirement…. Clark admitted to ICU after a nightclub bashing

4 Victories – One month national holiday in India…. re-initation of peace talks with Pakistan

P.s: You can read the original article here.

Greetings or farts

Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2007 by urdamned

Bored of sending greeting cards?? Now there are many other things you could send them, one thing really evil would be to send them a customized card via


The name itself is so funny, but the effects are more so…. give it a try 😛

Couple Get Wedding Photos After 27 Years ?? OMG

Posted in Evil, marriage with tags , on October 24, 2007 by urdamned

Are you irritated and angry that your mail is delivered late to you?? Just imagine it was your wedding photos that were delivered late…that too by 27 years. Read this story and you will know:

MANSFIELD, Ohio (AP) – A couple won’t mark their 27th anniversary until Thursday, but they’ve already received the perfect gift: the wedding pictures they couldn’t afford when they married as teenagers. Their photographer showed up last week at the diner where Karen Cline works and surprised her with a photo album from her big day in 1980.

“About a month ago, I was just cleaning out some of my old things and I found it,” said photographer Jim Wagner, who’s now 80. “I knew she didn’t have any money back then, and I just thought she might like to have it.”

“I just stood there and cried and cried and hugged him,” Cline said afterward, tearing up again.

She recalled being a new bride at 18 and admiring the pictures, but feeling heartsick because she and her husband, Mark, who was 19 at the time, didn’t have $150 to pay for them.

All these years, the Clines have had just one wedding picture that someone else took, of her walking down the aisle.

Wagner said he was able to track down Karen Cline after running into her stepfather a few weeks ago.

When the photographer showed up in the diner, she wrote him a check for the long-awaited $150 – and that’s when he cried, she said.

Via DavesDaily


Posted in Evil with tags , on October 21, 2007 by urdamned

“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you’d have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”

–Steven Weinberg