Amazing Dialogues

Indian film industry is the biggest in the world and has given the world some of its best actors/actresses and movies. Telugu film industry is one of the bigger subdivisions within the Indian film industry, based at Hyderabad in the Indian State of Andhra Pradesh.

Like every Indian film industry the Telugu film industry too has it own charms. Yes, they have had their share of great actors & movies and funny dance sequences, but I am not writing this article about that. Neither am I going to talk about the greatness of the industry or how the actors are glorified. This post is about dialogues in movies. South Indian movies are very popular for the punchlines or really mindblowing dialogues which the hero of the film cracks before he beats the shit out of the villans or the sidekicks. Here is a small collection of such amazing (or amazingly funny) dialogues from one such movie.

The movie in focus is called “okka magadu” and features “Balakrishna” as the hero (see pic).

Some of the movie dialogues in English:

1. You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your DEATH certificate.
2. You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you’ll say HUTCH.
3. You can become an ENGINEER if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a PRESIDENT if you study in Presidency College
4. You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop but you can’t expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5. A mechanical engineer can become a MECHANIC but a software engineer cannot become a SOFTWARE.
6. You can find TEA in teacup. But cannot find WORLD in world cup.
7. You can find KEY in Keyboard but you cannot find MOTHER in motherboard.

Amazing arent they, all power packed??? Just imagine them being delived to some unsuspecting sidekick on screen 😛 Though I seriously doubt if he really says these lines in the movie.

Pic courtesy: cinegoer.com