Archive for the comedy Category

Americans are NOT stupid

Posted in comedy, Evil, hilarious, internet, Laugh, movie, US with tags , , , on February 14, 2008 by urdamned

One of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world

Funny Dating Video

Posted in comedy, dumb, funny, hilarious, internet, Laugh, US with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2008 by urdamned

Probably the funniest dating clip I have seen. This guy is good, he is surely going to floor any girl that watches this video:

Shoe fetish anyone?? ShoeTube is here

Posted in comedy, EL original, Evil, funny, hilarious, internet, Laugh, original with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 27, 2007 by urdamned

Youtube was a great idea, streaming music and videos online. Then came many other startups that had a concept similar to Youtube, but tweaked a little bit here and there. But how about a website that would stream loads of stuff about Shoes. Yes, you read it right, Shoes!!  There is this new startup called ShoeTube which is actually going to do that. They are going to stream stuff on shoes. Only shoes, nothing else.

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This is what they say on their site about the amazing concept that shoetube is:

Get ready for the most exciting thing to happen to shoes since Carrie found those coveted Manolo Blahniks in the closet at Vogue. Shoetube.tv will be the destination on the web where women will gather to share their passion for shoes.

We’ll feature a mix of broadcast-quality programming, user-generated videos/photos, and sponsor-created content. You’ll also find articles on what’s going on in the footwear industry, professionally-penned blogs and tons of community features that give every woman who is crazy about shoes a place to express their inner “soles.”

Shoetube.tv will be a bustling community by and for shoe fanatics! Are you ready to Shoetube?

Now that is what you call a crazy idea. Crazy because, the whole idea of ShoeTube seems wierd to me. Can you imagine, shoetube????? What next?? SockTube??

And by the way they are launching February 2008.

Shoe fetish anyone???

How to shut a guy on ORKUT

Posted in brazil, cartoon, comedy, EL original, Evil, funny, hilarious, india, internet, Laugh, original, orkut, Smart with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 24, 2007 by urdamned

Orkut undoubtedly is one of the best things to have happened to the internet. I mean it is one of the places where I have made great friends and met up a lot of my old buddies. But again where there is light there is darkness, where there is good there is bad. Orkut too has its “bad” things. One of the most noticable ones being those unstopping “frandship” and “loveship” messages. Ask any girl who has been on orkut for long enough, and she would tell you how many of such messages/scraps she has received. It can be so irritating that some people I know have actually left orkut because of this.

That brings us to the topic, how exactly to shut the guy who is sending you such painful scraps and using those tortureous pick up lines lifted straight out of a hollywood movie. (There is even a community dedicated to these pick up lines on orkut, you can check it out here). Orkut has done a good job now by introducing some much needed privacy settings like hiding your pictures and hiding your scraps on orkut or controlling who scraps you, but the best way I think is to do what this girl had done to this wannabe fraand. Check out the screenshot and most of you girls would love to do the same:

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Personally I have never seen a better reply to a friendship message than this. what say people???

Amazing Dialogues

Posted in comedy, EL original, india, internet, Laugh, movie, original with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 19, 2007 by urdamned

Indian film industry is the biggest in the world and has given the world some of its best actors/actresses and movies. Telugu film industry is one of the bigger subdivisions within the Indian film industry, based at Hyderabad in the Indian State of Andhra Pradesh.

Like every Indian film industry the Telugu film industry too has it own charms. Yes, they have had their share of great actors & movies and funny dance sequences, but I am not writing this article about that. Neither am I going to talk about the greatness of the industry or how the actors are glorified. This post is about dialogues in movies. South Indian movies are very popular for the punchlines or really mindblowing dialogues which the hero of the film cracks before he beats the shit out of the villans or the sidekicks. Here is a small collection of such amazing (or amazingly funny) dialogues from one such movie.

The movie in focus is called “okka magadu” and features “Balakrishna” as the hero (see pic).

gultiSome of the movie dialogues in English:

  1. You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your DEATH certificate.
  2. You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you’ll say HUTCH.
  3. You can become an ENGINEER if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a PRESIDENT if you study in Presidency College
  4. You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop but you can’t expect a FULL from FULL stop.
  5. A mechanical engineer can become a MECHANIC but a software engineer cannot become a SOFTWARE.
  6. You can find TEA in teacup. But cannot find WORLD in world cup.
  7. You can find KEY in Keyboard but you cannot find MOTHER in motherboard.

Amazing arent they, all power packed??? Just imagine them being delived to some unsuspecting sidekick on screen 😛 Though I seriously doubt if he really says these lines in the movie.

Pic courtesy: cinegoer.com

Who are the funniest standup comedians ever?

Posted in comedy, EL original, funny, original with tags , , , , , , , on November 25, 2007 by urdamned

Standup comedy, a really difficult thing to do, there are only a few who are born with the gift of making people laugh. Who is the funniest of them all?? Well I dont know and neither will you ever know, coz each has their own unique style. Some of us may like one guy more than the other. So, here is a list of some really funny standup comedians. This is just a small list, will add on as I find more funny people. Note that this not according to how funny people are, but is just sorted alphabetically. Yeah! you can go ahead and decide who is more funny.

The funny list:

  1. Andrea Martin
  2. Arj Barker
  3. Bill Connolly
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Bill Engvall
  6. Bill Hicks
  7. Bill Maher
  8. Bob Newhart
  9. Carlos Mencia
  10. Cat Williams
  11. Chris Rock
  12. Chris Tucker
  13. Christopher Titus
  14. D L Hugley
  15. Dane Cook
  16. Daniel Tosh
  17. Dave Chappelle
  18. Drew Carey
  19. Eddie Izzard
  20. Eddie Murphy
  21. George Carlin
  22. George Carlin
  23. Jeff Dunham
  24. Jim Carey
  25. Jim Foxworthy
  26. Jimmy Carr
  27. Jimmy Fallon
  28. Jo Brand
  29. John Candy
  30. John Pinette
  31. Lee Evans
  32. Lee Mack
  33. Lewis Black
  34. Martin Lawrence
  35. Maryellen Hooper
  36. Megan Mullally
  37. Mitch Hedberg
  38. Molly Shannon
  39. Red Skelton
  40. Richard Pryor
  41. Robert Klein
  42. Robin Williams
  43. Rodney Carrington
  44. Rodney Dangerfield
  45. Roseanne Barr
  46. Russell Peters
  47. Sean Hayes
  48. Stan Frieberg
  49. Stephen Wright
  50. Steve Carell
  51. Tim Bagley
  52. Tommy Cooper

Yes, some of them are not really standup comedians in the true sense but funny none the less. Hence are included in the list. Let us know of more funny guys.