Archive for the india Category

Things you should not do at a restaurant !!

Posted in funny, hilarious, india with tags , , , , on October 26, 2008 by enblithe

When you decide to pop into a restaurant next time for a quick bite, do check out the rules board in case they have one…this Iranian restaurant in Hyderabad-India surely has one !!

It happens only in Bangalore??

Posted in EL original, funny, india, Laugh, original with tags , , , , on August 31, 2008 by urdamned

The pic says it all:

Biking, India style.

Posted in danger, EL original, Evil, hilarious, india, Laugh, original, US with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2008 by urdamned

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Place: Bangalore, India

The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced 😛

Funny Indian Signboard

Posted in EL original, Evil, funny, guitar, hilarious, india, original, pics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 1, 2008 by urdamned

Check this out, a really smartly worded Signboard to keep off people from swimming at the RamGanga river in India.

Hilarious 😛 (click to enlarge)

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How to shut a guy on ORKUT

Posted in brazil, cartoon, comedy, EL original, Evil, funny, hilarious, india, internet, Laugh, original, orkut, Smart with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 24, 2007 by urdamned

Orkut undoubtedly is one of the best things to have happened to the internet. I mean it is one of the places where I have made great friends and met up a lot of my old buddies. But again where there is light there is darkness, where there is good there is bad. Orkut too has its “bad” things. One of the most noticable ones being those unstopping “frandship” and “loveship” messages. Ask any girl who has been on orkut for long enough, and she would tell you how many of such messages/scraps she has received. It can be so irritating that some people I know have actually left orkut because of this.

That brings us to the topic, how exactly to shut the guy who is sending you such painful scraps and using those tortureous pick up lines lifted straight out of a hollywood movie. (There is even a community dedicated to these pick up lines on orkut, you can check it out here). Orkut has done a good job now by introducing some much needed privacy settings like hiding your pictures and hiding your scraps on orkut or controlling who scraps you, but the best way I think is to do what this girl had done to this wannabe fraand. Check out the screenshot and most of you girls would love to do the same:

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Personally I have never seen a better reply to a friendship message than this. what say people???

Amazing Dialogues

Posted in comedy, EL original, india, internet, Laugh, movie, original with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 19, 2007 by urdamned

Indian film industry is the biggest in the world and has given the world some of its best actors/actresses and movies. Telugu film industry is one of the bigger subdivisions within the Indian film industry, based at Hyderabad in the Indian State of Andhra Pradesh.

Like every Indian film industry the Telugu film industry too has it own charms. Yes, they have had their share of great actors & movies and funny dance sequences, but I am not writing this article about that. Neither am I going to talk about the greatness of the industry or how the actors are glorified. This post is about dialogues in movies. South Indian movies are very popular for the punchlines or really mindblowing dialogues which the hero of the film cracks before he beats the shit out of the villans or the sidekicks. Here is a small collection of such amazing (or amazingly funny) dialogues from one such movie.

The movie in focus is called “okka magadu” and features “Balakrishna” as the hero (see pic).

gultiSome of the movie dialogues in English:

  1. You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your DEATH certificate.
  2. You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you’ll say HUTCH.
  3. You can become an ENGINEER if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a PRESIDENT if you study in Presidency College
  4. You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop but you can’t expect a FULL from FULL stop.
  5. A mechanical engineer can become a MECHANIC but a software engineer cannot become a SOFTWARE.
  6. You can find TEA in teacup. But cannot find WORLD in world cup.
  7. You can find KEY in Keyboard but you cannot find MOTHER in motherboard.

Amazing arent they, all power packed??? Just imagine them being delived to some unsuspecting sidekick on screen 😛 Though I seriously doubt if he really says these lines in the movie.

Pic courtesy: cinegoer.com

Interesting Wedding Invite…

Posted in funny, india on October 19, 2007 by enblithe

Wedding Invite