Archive for the US Category

UK english VS US english

Posted in Evil, funny, hilarious, Laugh, uk, US with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2008 by urdamned

Found it a mail I got…
biscuit = cookie
scone = biscuit
lump of dough = scone
fag = cigarette
homo = fag
gay = happy
socialist = communist
whig = socialist
tory = democrat
right-wing tory = republican
green = tree-hugging
bloke = guy
sod = fuck
oops = fuck
oh = fuck
jolly = fucking
very = fucking
really = fucking
quite = fucking
guy = motherfucker
bloody = motherfucking
darn = motherfucking
, = , you know,
. = , know what I mean?
! = , man!
nude = pornographic
nudity = porn
flat = apartment
lift = elevator
chemists = drug store
loo = rest room
torch = flashlight
complain = sue
chips = fries
maize = corn
corn = grain
coffee = espresso
tepid water = coffee
cold water = beer
tipsy = drunk
drunk = plastered
pissed = dead drunk
annoyed = pissed
irate = postal
nice = cool
cool = cold
cold = freezing
snow = snow storm
drizzle = rain storm
rain = flood warning
light breeze = wind storm
windy = hurricane
foreign weather = sunshine
brolly = umbrella
telly = TV
umpire = referee
bowler = pitcher
football = soccer

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Biking, India style.

Posted in danger, EL original, Evil, hilarious, india, Laugh, original, US with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2008 by urdamned

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Place: Bangalore, India

The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced ๐Ÿ˜›

Americans are NOT stupid

Posted in comedy, Evil, hilarious, internet, Laugh, movie, US with tags , , , on February 14, 2008 by urdamned

One of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world

Now Microsoft gets Evil again

Posted in blog, google, hilarious, internet, Microsoft, US, yahoo on February 3, 2008 by urdamned

Yeah, Microsoft is at it again, trying to get one up on google. Its trying to buy good old yahoo now.

Microsoft Corp. made an unsolicited $44.6 billion cash and stock bid
for Yahoo on Friday, setting the stage for a deal that would shake up
the competitive and lucrative market for online advertising.

Yahoo shareholders would receive $31 a share, which represents a 62% premium over Yahoo stock price one day earlier.

Steve Ballmer, Microsoft’s chief executive, called the move the “next major milestone” for the software giant.

“We are very, very confident this is the right path for Microsoft and for Yahoo,” Ballmer said.

Microsoft
hopes to close the deal by the end of the year. Ballmer said that
Microsoft has been in “off and on” talks with Yahoo for 18 months and
said he called Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang Thursday night to tell him the bid
was coming.

Microsoft
announced the bid early Friday. In a statement, the company said the
offer allows Yahoo shareholders to elect to receive cash or a fixed
number of shares of Microsoft common stock, with the software giant’s
offer consisting of one-half cash and one-half Microsoft common stock.

In a statement, Yahoo acknowledged receipt of the offer and said its board would evaluate the proposal “carefully and promptly.”

But the sad part is Microsoft would still be second in the search business and still they would be making their same old overpriced software. And yeah their stock price fell after they decided to make the bid public.

Google would be watching this closely ๐Ÿ™‚ and looks like someone at Yahoo is gonna get rich soon. My only hope is that if this deal goes through, the ideas of Yahoo would combine with the money power that Microsoft has and give us something better than, what both of them can offer separately. But sadly, it may create another internet monopoly too which is scary because Microsoft is involved.

Via CNN.com

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Funny Dating Video

Posted in comedy, dumb, funny, hilarious, internet, Laugh, US with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2008 by urdamned

Probably the funniest dating clip I have seen. This guy is good, he is surely going to floor any girl that watches this video:

Think Big

Posted in blog, Evil, google, homepage, internet, Laugh, Technology, US with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 15, 2008 by urdamned

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”

EL may be small now but we sure are making an impact. We are already PR5 and still gaining.

Thank you all for the support, comments and the mails.

Bad Credit ? No problem BadCreditOffers.com is here

Posted in finance, internet, US with tags , , , , , , , , on January 13, 2008 by urdamned

We do many evil things here at EL but we are good at heart. Thats why we take care of our readers. Readers of all types. We at EL are always looking out for opportunities to give something back to our wonderful readers. Be it news or funny stuff we do it with complete dedication.

About the giving back part, somebody asked me what do you do when your credit score is not so great? No body is willing to give you a credit card or a loan? The situation is real, you may be a good guy but sadly with a bad credit score? Being a person with Bad Credit is one of the wordst things that can happen to you if you are in the United States.

But we at EL say dont lose heart. Its not the end of the world you can always look for some place which can help you out. Something like BadCreditOffers.com. A one shop stop that can put an end to all your bad credit worries.

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BadCreditOffers.com is a free consumer resource dedicated to helping people with bad credit scores by providing them with all the excellent offers which are available for people with less than perfect credit ratings. You name it, credit cards, home loans, auto loans,personal loans they have it all. Not just this the site also has a great deal of information on credit counseling and debt relief services. Thats not all you can also get your credit reports from a trusted source at the click of a button. ๐Ÿ™‚

So people, now you know if you dont have a good credit score, BadCreditOffers.com is the place to check out before your next move.

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All the best ๐Ÿ™‚