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UK english VS US english

Posted in Evil, funny, hilarious, Laugh, uk, US with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2008 by urdamned

Found it a mail I got…
biscuit = cookie
scone = biscuit
lump of dough = scone
fag = cigarette
homo = fag
gay = happy
socialist = communist
whig = socialist
tory = democrat
right-wing tory = republican
green = tree-hugging
bloke = guy
sod = fuck
oops = fuck
oh = fuck
jolly = fucking
very = fucking
really = fucking
quite = fucking
guy = motherfucker
bloody = motherfucking
darn = motherfucking
, = , you know,
. = , know what I mean?
! = , man!
nude = pornographic
nudity = porn
flat = apartment
lift = elevator
chemists = drug store
loo = rest room
torch = flashlight
complain = sue
chips = fries
maize = corn
corn = grain
coffee = espresso
tepid water = coffee
cold water = beer
tipsy = drunk
drunk = plastered
pissed = dead drunk
annoyed = pissed
irate = postal
nice = cool
cool = cold
cold = freezing
snow = snow storm
drizzle = rain storm
rain = flood warning
light breeze = wind storm
windy = hurricane
foreign weather = sunshine
brolly = umbrella
telly = TV
umpire = referee
bowler = pitcher
football = soccer

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Biking, India style.

Posted in danger, EL original, Evil, hilarious, india, Laugh, original, US with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2008 by urdamned

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Place: Bangalore, India

The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced ๐Ÿ˜›

Americans are NOT stupid

Posted in comedy, Evil, hilarious, internet, Laugh, movie, US with tags , , , on February 14, 2008 by urdamned

One of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world

Bad Credit ? No problem BadCreditOffers.com is here

Posted in finance, internet, US with tags , , , , , , , , on January 13, 2008 by urdamned

We do many evil things here at EL but we are good at heart. Thats why we take care of our readers. Readers of all types. We at EL are always looking out for opportunities to give something back to our wonderful readers. Be it news or funny stuff we do it with complete dedication.

About the giving back part, somebody asked me what do you do when your credit score is not so great? No body is willing to give you a credit card or a loan? The situation is real, you may be a good guy but sadly with a bad credit score? Being a person with Bad Credit is one of the wordst things that can happen to you if you are in the United States.

But we at EL say dont lose heart. Its not the end of the world you can always look for some place which can help you out. Something like BadCreditOffers.com. A one shop stop that can put an end to all your bad credit worries.

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BadCreditOffers.com is a free consumer resource dedicated to helping people with bad credit scores by providing them with all the excellent offers which are available for people with less than perfect credit ratings. You name it, credit cards, home loans, auto loans,personal loans they have it all. Not just this the site also has a great deal of information on credit counseling and debt relief services. Thats not all you can also get your credit reports from a trusted source at the click of a button. ๐Ÿ™‚

So people, now you know if you dont have a good credit score, BadCreditOffers.com is the place to check out before your next move.

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All the best ๐Ÿ™‚

Bill Cosby Masterpiece

Posted in funny, US with tags , , , , on December 19, 2007 by urdamned

Bill Cosby with his unique style of standup comedy. He made standup a class apart and could make people laugh sans any vulgarity.

Enjoy this truely amazing one from the master himself ๐Ÿ™‚