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Amazing Dialogues

Indian film industry is the biggest in the world and has given the world some of its best actors/actresses and movies. Telugu film industry is one of the bigger subdivisions within the Indian film industry, based at Hyderabad in the Indian State of Andhra Pradesh.

Like every Indian film industry the Telugu film industry too has it own charms. Yes, they have had their share of great actors & movies and funny dance sequences, but I am not writing this article about that. Neither am I going to talk about the greatness of the industry or how the actors are glorified. This post is about dialogues in movies. South Indian movies are very popular for the punchlines or really mindblowing dialogues which the hero of the film cracks before he beats the shit out of the villans or the sidekicks. Here is a small collection of such amazing (or amazingly funny) dialogues from one such movie.

The movie in focus is called “okka magadu” and features “Balakrishna” as the hero (see pic).

Some of the movie dialogues in English:

1. You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your DEATH certificate.
2. You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you’ll say HUTCH.
3. You can become an ENGINEER if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a PRESIDENT if you study in Presidency College
4. You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop but you can’t expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5. A mechanical engineer can become a MECHANIC but a software engineer cannot become a SOFTWARE.
6. You can find TEA in teacup. But cannot find WORLD in world cup.
7. You can find KEY in Keyboard but you cannot find MOTHER in motherboard.

Amazing arent they, all power packed??? Just imagine them being delived to some unsuspecting sidekick on screen 😛 Though I seriously doubt if he really says these lines in the movie.

Pic courtesy: cinegoer.com

Saawariya VS Om Shanti Om(OSO)

 

Well, its diwali time again and this time its the rat race between Saawariya and OSO for supremacy over the box office in India. Yes, any new channel you see, any music channel you see, any saans-bahu soap you see, the movie promotions and publicity stunts are un-missable. Be it talk shows where the stars are talking about how different their films are going to be or be it dance shows where they are shaking a leg just for some cheap publicity. Talking of publicity, rediff and indiatimes have been doing their own cover stories on how SRK challenges Saawariya or how we are not going to see Ranbir Kapoor’s bum in India. The best comment probably was by Sanjay Leela Bansali that the cutting of the scene in which Ranbir’s bottom was to been, shown doesnt effect the continuity of the movie. Ahm well…. !! whatever that meant. Meanwhile you could see all star parents be it Anil Kapoor or Rishi Kapoor-Nitu Singh promoting their new kids on the block. Deepika padukone being linked with Dhoni, uff anhoni. Publicity! Publicity! And yeah, I am not going to talk about SRK’s six-pack abs here. 😛 ew!

Phew! Indian cinema has come a long way, where movies were just made and left for the public to decide whether they are going to be successful or not. Nowadays, there is so much promotion that the junta is going crazy. Every reviewer has their own reviews and brilliant ( often paid) comments on movies, critics who we dont even know are effecting which movie we are going to see. The public in the meanwhile is in a tizzy, in a ticket buying frenzy. A ticket for OSO or Saawariya can make or break a weekend(or much more)  😛 wow!! The movie hall guys are not complaining and have increased the pricies the poor (subjective) public has to pay for the tickets. Opportunism! yeah rite, just like the movie stars and every body else.

And if you did get the tickets yet, dont try in the near future, coz you will definitely not get it.  Evil Laughter. If you got it, then let me know how the movies were. Reviews help, especially unpaid ones.

For some web reviews of Saawariya try here  and for Om Shant Om here

P.s: Saawariya stars Ranbir Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Salman Khan, Rani Mukherjee and OSO stars Shahrukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Shreyas Talpade. The former is directed by Farah Khan and the latter by Sanjay Leela Bansali.

Angry Alien Productions

Both the tutkis are crazy about movies, but we never knew that 30 sec movies could be so much fun until we chanced upon AngryAlien Productions and their wonderfully made 30 sec movie spoofs enacted with help of bunnies. Yes bunnies, differnt shapes, sizes. You got all movies from spiderman to the ring. You ask for a movie and they have it. Really hilarious. Worth a watch!

Check it out:

P.s: No bunnies were harmed in the making of these movies 😛

Simpsonize…….Me

Simpsonize Me is a neatly done flash application that was created to promote the new Simpsons movie which hit the screens earlier this year. What it does is that it transforms a closeup picture into a Simpsons character.

Just take a closeup picture that has at least a size of 640 x 480. Now go ahead and select gender, age, color (yellow is the way to go), clothing style and hair to begin the transformation. This is not all if the picture is accepted you can alter certain features of the new character.

You can adjust hair length, hairstyle, clothing and accessories to create a Simpson character the way you would like him. The Tutki’s tried it and we ended up with this:

You try it….let us know how simpsonized u look…