Who are the funniest standup comedians ever?

Standup comedy, a really difficult thing to do, there are only a few who are born with the gift of making people laugh. Who is the funniest of them all?? Well I dont know and neither will you ever know, coz each has their own unique style. Some of us may like one guy more than the other. So, here is a list of some really funny standup comedians. This is just a small list, will add on as I find more funny people. Note that this not according to how funny people are, but is just sorted alphabetically. Yeah! you can go ahead and decide who is more funny.

The funny list:

1. Andrea Martin
2. Arj Barker
3. Bill Connolly
4. Bill Cosby
5. Bill Engvall
6. Bill Hicks
7. Bill Maher
8. Bob Newhart
9. Carlos Mencia
10. Cat Williams
11. Chris Rock
12. Chris Tucker
13. Christopher Titus
14. D L Hugley
15. Dane Cook
16. Daniel Tosh
17. Dave Chappelle
18. Drew Carey
19. Eddie Izzard
20. Eddie Murphy
21. George Carlin
22. George Carlin
23. Jeff Dunham
24. Jim Carey
25. Jim Foxworthy
26. Jimmy Carr
27. Jimmy Fallon
28. Jo Brand
29. John Candy
30. John Pinette
31. Lee Evans
32. Lee Mack
33. Lewis Black
34. Martin Lawrence
35. Maryellen Hooper
36. Megan Mullally
37. Mitch Hedberg
38. Molly Shannon
39. Red Skelton
40. Richard Pryor
41. Robert Klein
42. Robin Williams
43. Rodney Carrington
44. Rodney Dangerfield
45. Roseanne Barr
46. Russell Peters
47. Sean Hayes
48. Stan Frieberg
49. Stephen Wright
50. Steve Carell
51. Tim Bagley
52. Tommy Cooper

Yes, some of them are not really standup comedians in the true sense but funny none the less. Hence are included in the list. Let us know of more funny guys.

The most expensive part of the Google Homepage

This is a really evil thing that the guys in “Dont be evil” foundation are doing to themselves. Yeah you guessed it right we are talking about none other than Google. Google cofounder Sergey Brin told public radio’s Marketplace that around one percent of all Google searches go through the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

Wondering what is so evil about it and whats the big deal???

Because of this button  the user is directly taken to the top search result, i,e Google doesn’t get to show search ads on one percent of all its searches. That costs the company around $110 million in annual revenue, according to Rapt’s Tom Chavez.

So why does Google keep such a costly button around?

“It’s possible to become too dry, too corporate, too much about making money. I think what’s delightful about ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ is that it reminds you there are real people here,” Google exec Marissa Mayer explained, or at least tried to.

Interesting isnt it??? Probably its the lesser evil philosophy they are following these days, just like the lesser evil thing they did in China. Good atleast they are doing it to themselves… 😛

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Imported Sewer Cap

Heads of various states in US realize, how their products and services pale in comparison with stuff from other countries…Have a look at an imported sewer cap in NY…Made in India of course 🙂

Savage Chickens

Some really funny cartoons, all drawn on stick-it notes and all with chickens in it. Not evil chicken but savage is good enough. Check it out.

SavageChickens

If you liked our bunny movie post, you will love this one too.

Another Windows error – Calcuator can calculate

We love our evil buddies at microsoft. But they recently added to their list of errors with a discovery that windows basic calculator cant calculate correctly.  It doesnt even follow the basic rule that multiplication preceeds addition.  
Check this out, try doing a simple calculation 4+4*4, it gives an answer 32 where as actually it must have given 20.

Silly eh? But its true! Check it yourself.

Luckily the scientific calculator option works correctly.

Saawariya VS Om Shanti Om(OSO)

 

Well, its diwali time again and this time its the rat race between Saawariya and OSO for supremacy over the box office in India. Yes, any new channel you see, any music channel you see, any saans-bahu soap you see, the movie promotions and publicity stunts are un-missable. Be it talk shows where the stars are talking about how different their films are going to be or be it dance shows where they are shaking a leg just for some cheap publicity. Talking of publicity, rediff and indiatimes have been doing their own cover stories on how SRK challenges Saawariya or how we are not going to see Ranbir Kapoor’s bum in India. The best comment probably was by Sanjay Leela Bansali that the cutting of the scene in which Ranbir’s bottom was to been, shown doesnt effect the continuity of the movie. Ahm well…. !! whatever that meant. Meanwhile you could see all star parents be it Anil Kapoor or Rishi Kapoor-Nitu Singh promoting their new kids on the block. Deepika padukone being linked with Dhoni, uff anhoni. Publicity! Publicity! And yeah, I am not going to talk about SRK’s six-pack abs here. 😛 ew!

Phew! Indian cinema has come a long way, where movies were just made and left for the public to decide whether they are going to be successful or not. Nowadays, there is so much promotion that the junta is going crazy. Every reviewer has their own reviews and brilliant ( often paid) comments on movies, critics who we dont even know are effecting which movie we are going to see. The public in the meanwhile is in a tizzy, in a ticket buying frenzy. A ticket for OSO or Saawariya can make or break a weekend(or much more)  😛 wow!! The movie hall guys are not complaining and have increased the pricies the poor (subjective) public has to pay for the tickets. Opportunism! yeah rite, just like the movie stars and every body else.

And if you did get the tickets yet, dont try in the near future, coz you will definitely not get it.  Evil Laughter. If you got it, then let me know how the movies were. Reviews help, especially unpaid ones.

For some web reviews of Saawariya try here  and for Om Shant Om here

P.s: Saawariya stars Ranbir Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Salman Khan, Rani Mukherjee and OSO stars Shahrukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Shreyas Talpade. The former is directed by Farah Khan and the latter by Sanjay Leela Bansali.

Innovative Advertising !!

The creators of this do deserve a pat on their backs for the BIG Creative thinking cap they surely are wearing…Have a look…..

Cubicle Freakout

Well it happens to all off us…. a bad day at office, too much work, monotonous talks, bad boss, stupid clients… all this and more leads to frustration… and the best way to get it all out is this great flash timewaster called Cubicle Freakout by Eyegas.  It also gives you an opportunity to find out how freaked out you are. Check it out:

Angry Alien Productions

Both the tutkis are crazy about movies, but we never knew that 30 sec movies could be so much fun until we chanced upon AngryAlien Productions and their wonderfully made 30 sec movie spoofs enacted with help of bunnies. Yes bunnies, differnt shapes, sizes. You got all movies from spiderman to the ring. You ask for a movie and they have it. Really hilarious. Worth a watch!

Check it out:

P.s: No bunnies were harmed in the making of these movies 😛

Why to hate blogs/weblogs

I like weblogs, you too may be liking some, but here is a beautiful article with amazing reasons on why Donald Brook hates weblogs.

 Why I Fucking Hate Weblogs! 

 

It sure makes a great read