When you decide to pop into a restaurant next time for a quick bite, do check out the rules board in case they have one…this Iranian restaurant in Hyderabad-India surely has one !!
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Things you should not do at a restaurant !!
Posted in funny, hilarious, india with tags funny, hotel, india, restaurant, signs on October 26, 2008 by enblitheUK english VS US english
Posted in Evil, funny, hilarious, Laugh, uk, US with tags America, difference, england, english, funny, humorous, humour, language, uk, US, USA on March 15, 2008 by urdamnedFound it a mail I got…
biscuit = cookie
scone = biscuit
lump of dough = scone
fag = cigarette
homo = fag
gay = happy
socialist = communist
whig = socialist
tory = democrat
right-wing tory = republican
green = tree-hugging
bloke = guy
sod = fuck
oops = fuck
oh = fuck
jolly = fucking
very = fucking
really = fucking
quite = fucking
guy = motherfucker
bloody = motherfucking
darn = motherfucking
, = , you know,
. = , know what I mean?
! = , man!
nude = pornographic
nudity = porn
flat = apartment
lift = elevator
chemists = drug store
loo = rest room
torch = flashlight
complain = sue
chips = fries
maize = corn
corn = grain
coffee = espresso
tepid water = coffee
cold water = beer
tipsy = drunk
drunk = plastered
pissed = dead drunk
annoyed = pissed
irate = postal
nice = cool
cool = cold
cold = freezing
snow = snow storm
drizzle = rain storm
rain = flood warning
light breeze = wind storm
windy = hurricane
foreign weather = sunshine
brolly = umbrella
telly = TV
umpire = referee
bowler = pitcher
football = soccer
Biking, India style.
Posted in danger, EL original, Evil, hilarious, india, Laugh, original, US with tags bangalore, bangalored, bike, Evil, funny, hilarious, india, irony, outsourcing, porter, pulsar, serious, travel, US, USA on March 11, 2008 by urdamned
Place: Bangalore, India
The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced 😛
Funny Indian Signboard
Posted in EL original, Evil, funny, guitar, hilarious, india, original, pics with tags crocodile, funny, ganga, ganges, hilarious, india, picture, prohibited, ram, sign, signboard, Smart, swimming on March 1, 2008 by urdamnedCheck this out, a really smartly worded Signboard to keep off people from swimming at the RamGanga river in India.
Hilarious 😛 (click to enlarge)
F word in your bill?
Posted in dumb, Evil, funny, hilarious, Laugh with tags bill, england, funny, fword, hilarious, hotel, stupid, swear, uk on February 20, 2008 by urdamnedHow often have you ordered for a nice meal and got surprised when the final bill came? Once? Many times?
But you surely wouldnt have been as surprised or should I say shocked as the 10 firends who went to Joe Delucci’s Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire and found this in their bill:
Yeah, you read it correctly its the F word coupled with a few other beauties 😛
The poor souls are just demanding an apology and a small compensation.What would you have done??? I would surely have some choice words to say to them 😉 Evil bill eh???
via:BBC news
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Americans are NOT stupid
Posted in comedy, Evil, hilarious, internet, Laugh, movie, US with tags funny, hilarious, USA, youtube on February 14, 2008 by urdamnedOne of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world
Now Microsoft gets Evil again
Posted in blog, google, hilarious, internet, Microsoft, US, yahoo on February 3, 2008 by urdamnedYeah, Microsoft is at it again, trying to get one up on google. Its trying to buy good old yahoo now.
Microsoft Corp. made an unsolicited $44.6 billion cash and stock bid
for Yahoo on Friday, setting the stage for a deal that would shake up
the competitive and lucrative market for online advertising.
Yahoo shareholders would receive $31 a share, which represents a 62% premium over Yahoo stock price one day earlier.
Steve Ballmer, Microsoft’s chief executive, called the move the “next major milestone” for the software giant.
“We are very, very confident this is the right path for Microsoft and for Yahoo,” Ballmer said.
Microsoft
hopes to close the deal by the end of the year. Ballmer said that
Microsoft has been in “off and on” talks with Yahoo for 18 months and
said he called Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang Thursday night to tell him the bid
was coming.
Microsoft
announced the bid early Friday. In a statement, the company said the
offer allows Yahoo shareholders to elect to receive cash or a fixed
number of shares of Microsoft common stock, with the software giant’s
offer consisting of one-half cash and one-half Microsoft common stock.
In a statement, Yahoo acknowledged receipt of the offer and said its board would evaluate the proposal “carefully and promptly.”
But the sad part is Microsoft would still be second in the search business and still they would be making their same old overpriced software. And yeah their stock price fell after they decided to make the bid public.
Google would be watching this closely 🙂 and looks like someone at Yahoo is gonna get rich soon. My only hope is that if this deal goes through, the ideas of Yahoo would combine with the money power that Microsoft has and give us something better than, what both of them can offer separately. But sadly, it may create another internet monopoly too which is scary because Microsoft is involved.
Via CNN.com
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Funny Dating Video
Posted in comedy, dumb, funny, hilarious, internet, Laugh, US with tags ad, date, dating, funny, hilarious, interview, man, stupid, video, woman on January 18, 2008 by urdamnedProbably the funniest dating clip I have seen. This guy is good, he is surely going to floor any girl that watches this video:
Hand of God or Satan
Posted in Evil, funny, games, hilarious, internet, Laugh, soccer, sport with tags argentina, Evil, football, funny, games, god, hand, hilarious, incidents, Laugh, long, maradona, pic, satan, soccer, sport on January 12, 2008 by urdamnedHello…… Belated New year wishes to all.
Its a new year and we have started posting late but will surely make up for it with some really good posts.
Found this really funny football pic. You must have seen the “hand of god” but am sure you would never have seen this “hand of satan” himself. 😛 enjoy
Seen a longer hand than this? Seems to be longer than “kanoon ke haath” in the bollywood movies.
Funny CAPTCHA
Posted in Evil, facebook, funny, hilarious, internet, Laugh, US with tags blog, captcha, Evil, facebook, funny, hilarious, humor, internet on December 28, 2007 by urdamnedYour first question would be what the hell is CAPTCHA or CHACHACHA or whatever it is???
A CAPTCHA (IPA: /’kæpt??/) is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to determine whether the user is human. “CAPTCHA” is a contrived acronym for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”, trademarked by Carnegie Mellon University. The process involves one computer (a server) asking a user to complete a simple test which the computer is able to generate and grade, but not able to solve on its own. Because computers are unable to solve the CAPTCHA, any user entering a correct solution is presumed to be human.
The term CAPTCHA was coined in 2000 by Luis von Ahn, Manuel Blum, Nicholas J. Hopper (all of Carnegie Mellon University), and John Langford (then of IBM). A common type of CAPTCHA requires that the user type the letters of a distorted image, sometimes with the addition of an obscured sequence of letters or digits that appears on the screen.
Ok, now coming to the real point. You may have seen lots and lots of CAPTCHA images but I am pretty sure you would never have seen such a funny one. Check this one from facebook:
Evil Laughter!!!!!!!! 