Things you should not do at a restaurant !!

When you decide to pop into a restaurant next time for a quick bite, do check out the rules board in case they have one…this Iranian restaurant in Hyderabad-India surely has one !!

It happens only in Bangalore??

The pic says it all:

UK english VS US english

Found it a mail I got…
biscuit = cookie
scone = biscuit
lump of dough = scone
fag = cigarette
homo = fag
gay = happy
socialist = communist
whig = socialist
tory = democrat
right-wing tory = republican
green = tree-hugging
bloke = guy
sod = fuck
oops = fuck
oh = fuck
jolly = fucking
very = fucking
really = fucking
quite = fucking
guy = motherfucker
bloody = motherfucking
darn = motherfucking
, = , you know,
. = , know what I mean?
! = , man!
nude = pornographic
nudity = porn
flat = apartment
lift = elevator
chemists = drug store
loo = rest room
torch = flashlight
complain = sue
chips = fries
maize = corn
corn = grain
coffee = espresso
tepid water = coffee
cold water = beer
tipsy = drunk
drunk = plastered
pissed = dead drunk
annoyed = pissed
irate = postal
nice = cool
cool = cold
cold = freezing
snow = snow storm
drizzle = rain storm
rain = flood warning
light breeze = wind storm
windy = hurricane
foreign weather = sunshine
brolly = umbrella
telly = TV
umpire = referee
bowler = pitcher
football = soccer

Biking, India style.

Place: Bangalore, India

The guy in the picture is one of the many porters who crowd the bus stops or railways stations in India. One strong guy I should say, the bike weighs in excess of 150 Kgs(330lbs). The irony is that for all the hardwork he would probably get less than $2 for this. Sure you wont see this in the US. Definitely not so cheap.No wonder everything is being outsourced 😛

Funny Indian Signboard

Check this out, a really smartly worded Signboard to keep off people from swimming at the RamGanga river in India.

Hilarious 😛 (click to enlarge)

F word in your bill?

How often have you ordered for a nice meal and got surprised when the final bill came? Once? Many times?
But you surely wouldnt have been as surprised or should I say shocked as the 10 firends who went to Joe Delucci’s Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire and found this in their bill:

Yeah, you read it correctly its the F word coupled with a few other beauties 😛

The poor souls are just demanding an apology and a small compensation.What would you have done??? I would surely have some choice words to say to them 😉 Evil bill eh???

via:BBC news

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Americans are NOT stupid

One of the best videos about Americans and the knowledge they possess about America and the rest of the world

Funny Dating Video

Probably the funniest dating clip I have seen. This guy is good, he is surely going to floor any girl that watches this video:

Think Big

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”

EL may be small now but we sure are making an impact. We are already PR5 and still gaining.

Thank you all for the support, comments and the mails.

Hand of God or Satan

Hello…… Belated New year wishes to all.

Its a new year and we have started posting late but will surely make up for it with some really good posts.

Found this really funny football pic. You must have seen the “hand of god” but am sure you would never have seen this “hand of satan” himself. 😛 enjoy

Seen a longer hand than this? Seems to be longer than “kanoon ke haath” in the bollywood movies.